Russia has resumed regular strategic flights of nuclear bombers, according to Slate.

"Our pilots have been grounded for too long. They are happy to start a new life." said Putin.

We now return you to your petty squabbling over the Iraq, kiddies.

YUO FAIL IT.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO THE PROVERBIAL DRAWING BOARD, SO DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO OAKTOWN AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, CHARTER A COUPLE OF BUSES SO YOUR WHITE-TRASH "FANS" CAN BEAT IT OUT OF HERE TOO.

Had a bit of spare time on your hands, eh?

Also, a reminder to all;
Tune in the see my kid at the game tonight, or it's lead pipe time for the lot of you.

My son will be the honourary Co-Captain for the coin toss before the Seattle Seahawks & Oakland (boo!) Raiders NFL match, this Thursday evening, 7 pm PST.
I doubt they'll let me on the pitch, so my cover should remain intact.

Tune in and cheer for him and the Hawks, or I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you.

Parked the truck. walked in the door and looked him straight in the eye.

Chicago aldermen ban foie gras in restaurants.

Hey there fellows!

I just received this letter and after reading it, I realise that I don't have the necessary experience to evaluate the truthfulness of the content, so I'll re-post it here so that any people familiar with Mexico can have the opportunity to dis-prove the assertions that are listed.

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

• Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
• Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

The rest of the assertions are contained below the cut.

Greetings again, my peoples!

I know it's Friday and most of you have gone home for the day, but I am looking for advice, regarding my son and his newly-diagnosed medical condition--

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